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Spin it!
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[ship's horn blows]
Pass the tanning butter.
I'm embarrassed.
And I'm chilly.
Can we put our coats on, captain?
[Spanish accent] What? And ruin our perfect cover?
I am in disguise! You are in disguise!
The Iron Vulture is in disguise.
Life is beautiful.
Within moments,
my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns.
See how convincing you are, ladies?
You have caught the attention of a handsome, young sailor.
Maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
Nonsense. What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
Uh-oh.
Retreat!
[henchman] Now can we put our coats on, captain?
Ha ha!
Those Cape Suzette gunners can only shoot what they can see.
They will not spot us until it is too late.
For we are now the color of... invisible! Ha ha!
Today, Cape Suzette. Tomorrow the world, eh?
[thunder crashes]
Retreat!
[Karnage] Not only am I a genius,
but I am very, very smart, too.
For this time, I have come prepared for bad weather.
[evil laugh] At last, I will sail into Cape Suzette,
right behind the noses of those silly gunner-type persons.
Nice day for a rain cloud, don't you think?
Looks like a cumulus piraticus to me.
When is that Don Karnage character gonna learn he can't get past us?
Remember when he dressed up that Iron Vulture of his
like a Broccoli Day parade float?
Hee hee! Big Bertha here sure steamed his stems.
Today Cape Suzette!
Tomorrow... aah!
[alarm blaring] Tomorrow's another day. Retreat!
I hate those gunner corps with a passion fruit!
[laughs]
Better luck next time, Karnage.
Hold your fire. That plane's packing our lunch!
Delivering sandwiches for Louie can sure be a pain.
Whew!
That runway's got more bounce than my paycheck.
An amazing landing, as usual, Baloo.
Well, it was nothing. I did it with my eyes shut.
And my teeth clenched.
Hey, gang! Feeding time!
Well, adiós. Enjoy your meal. Have a nice weekend!
Hope I don't have to make that landing again today.
Oh, Baloo?
I almost forgot to remind you.
Doggone it!
Remember to come back for our 2:00 feeding.
[Karnage] Perhaps I will be back...
...for my 2:00 plundering!
And that will be my ticket in.
[Louie] Oh, welcome back, Baloo, baby.
♪ Hey, we got a pickle, gonna put it in the middle
[both scat]
If my catering biz is gonna keep buzzing, cousin,
I can't let you eat up all the profits.
Besides, I already packed you a snack.
Hey, what more could a fellow want out of life?
I got my food, I got my health,
and I got my plane.
The Duck! Where's my Sea Duck?!
I've been robbed!
There she goes, Louie! I gotta catch her.
In what, cuz? You were my only plane.
Hey, wait a minute.
Let me check the lost and found.
[Baloo] That's the best you can do?
[Louie] 'Fraid so, fuzzy.
Some old coot left it here 'cause it wouldn't hold any oil.
Louie, with your help,
this jalopy's gonna fly.
This plan is foolproof.
Which is the reason why I am allowing you fools to handle it.
To your places, gentlemen.
To your places, idiots.
So, we fool the gun guys into thinking we're the sandwich man.
Yeah. And then we take over the big gun.
And when the Iron Vulture shows up, we wave you right into the Cape.
For 57 varieties of plundering and pillaging!
Be hasty with you. My mouth is beginning to water!
And do not disappoint me.
[singing scat]
Keeping this baby oiled is a breeze.
Yech! Breeze? It's a deluge.
There she is!
It's heading back to Cape Suzette.
Lousy bunch of joyriders!
Hang on, Louie. We're going Duck hunting.
Here comes Baloo. Right on time.
What's with the landing, Baloo?
Whoa, buddy, you losing your touch?
[hissing]
[gasps] Oh, no!
[coughing] The mayonnaise went bad.
The mayonnaise didn't go bad, we did!
Oh, they'll love today's lunch special.
Stink bomb, heavy on the mustard gas.
[clears throat] This is Woodchuck calling Peter Piper.
Come in, Peter Piper.
This is Peter Piper.
Have you pickled their peppers?
We've chucked all the wood that a woodchuck chucks.
They're in! [laughs]
It is time to steal seashells by the seashore.
There's my baby, Louie. Let's go get her!
[grunts] All right!
Who's the creep who stole my plane?
Darn rusted old seatbelts.
Us three creeps stole your plane.
Yeah. Happy landing!
[all grunt]
[panicked shouting]
[Louie stammering]
Louie, come on, stop. You can stop now, we're OK.
Oh. Yeah. [chuckles]
Good thing we wore our seatbelts, huh?
[both screaming]
Good thing we wore our parachutes.
[Louie grumbling]
Uh-oh, updraft.
- Don't mind us. - Just passing through.
So long. [evil laughter]
[both yelling]
[Louie groans]
Next time I gotta remember to bring a trampoline.
[grunts]
Next time I gotta remember not to have a next time.
Aw, shucks, you boys are doing this all wrong.
When you take a tumble like that, you're supposed to tuck your ankles
and support through the knees, like this.
[coughs] Of course I never fell like that before, myself, exactly.
But I seen it done a million times.
- Look, pal... - O'Turret's my name. Barney O'Turret.
But my friends call me...
well, they only call me that when they're mad.
Look, Barney, pirates stole my plane, and they've taken over the cliff guns.
What?! I worked those guns before I retired.
No piratical types are gonna get past my cliffs!
Then you'd better do something quick, Barney, old buddy.
'Cause there's a rusty old Vulture headin' our way.
It's the Iron Vulture, all right.
We need a radio or something so we can notify the Coast Guard.
Well, old Barney will fix you right up.
Well, boys, let's go make that call.
Right up on that far ledge.
You mean... [gulps]
...we gotta climb up there?
[Baloo] You OK, Barney?
I'll get this climbing thing under control. Seen it done a million times.
You mean you've never climbed this cliff before?
Never had to call anyone before.
[Baloo grunting]
How much more do we have to go?
[straining] Just up that next ledge.
Oops, missed.
Ow!
Here, let me try, pops.
Hey, nice roping, fuzzy.
No problem.
Problem. Problem!
By the way, watch out for them mountain goats.
They're real ornery. Well, there it is.
[Louie and Baloo] A phone booth?
You said you wanted a radio or something.
This is "or something."
I'll handle this.
Kind of a tight fit.
Hello, operator! Pirates have taken over the cliff guns.
Notify the Coast Guard. Hello? Hello?!
[Operator] Deposit five cents, please.
[grumbles] Anyone got change for a dollar?
Here, I got a nickel.
I'm lacking maneuverability. Can you help me out, Barn?
Sure, no problem. I've seen this done a million times.
Whoops.
I'll get it.
Man, I can't see it. Move them size 14s, Baloo.
Where to?
[all grunting]
Uh-oh. We got company coming, cuz.
You know, that goat's beginning to get my goat.
Where's the nickel? Where's the phone booth?
Where's Barney?
[Barney] I'm right here!
I got the nickel!
But the phone's dead!
You think the Coast Guard'll put the stoparoo on those pirates?
You and me are the only two in the world
who know those guns are gonna be silent today.
I guess it's up to us to fix that.
You boys keep going. I'll catch up.
Don't worry, Barney, old boy. We'll come back for you.
I hope.
OK, let's crack this mountain.
Ooh! Ooh! Watch this! Bomb bowling.
[all laugh]
- I love this game. - No, no, it's my turn.
Hey! [chuckles]
This mountain climbing ain't so bad.
Yeah, except for the mountain part.
[grunting] And the climbing.
Ow! And the falling rocks.
[distant laughter]
Sounds like we're real close. Climb this way.
[grunting]
You know, we gotta talk to the boss about a raise.
We deserve one.
Yeah. We do all the looting, and he gets all the loot.
- It ain't fair. - They're right above us.
Why, I don't even own a lousy pair of boots.
[muffled grunting]
Why, I'm tired of being stepped on!
Yeeow!
[both] Huh?
[chuckles] Nice of you to drop by.
Now drop dead.
[both laugh]
[both] Not again.
[both] Yaaaah!
[both screaming]
Can I give you boys a lift?
[Louie] We're sure glad to see you, Barney, old buddy.
Looky, somebody threw away a perfectly good aeroplane.
Barney, you can fly?
No. But I seen it done a million times.
Hey!
H-h-ow do you steer these things?
Push the lever forward... gently.
[Louie and Baloo screaming]
[outlaws scream]
[crash]
Whoo! That was some stunt, Barney.
I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning.
What happened to the ammo?
Looks like there are only three shells left.
The ought to be enough for three big holes.
Hey! My baby!
Here, Baloo.
I'm going with my duck. Barney, grab those shells.
You know what to do.
Yes, siree, worked on that gun for 50 years.
Polishing that barrel every day.
- You never fired it? - No, but I seen it done...
[both] Yeah, yeah. A million times.
Don't worry, boys! I'll handle it!
You think old Barney can handle those guns?
Well, he never climbed a mountain
or flew a plane before.
- We're in big trouble. - We're in big trouble.
Labor Day! Labor Day! No, no... Arbor Day!
No, wait... mayday! That's it! Mayday!
[Karnage] What do you want, you idiot?!
Open up, it's an emergency!
[knocking]
Hold on, someone's at the door.
Who is it?
Repossession company.
We're here to collect.
We're too late.
What could you possibly come all the way back here to ask me?
Can you open the hatch so we can vamoose?
Sacrebleu cheese! Get them!
I guess that's a no. Keep the engine running, cuz.
I'll open the hatch.
Barney, old boy, don't let us down now.
All right. Now let's see here.
This one raises the barrel. Yep, that's it.
This one here must turn it back and... Yeah!
And this one... I bet this one fires it!
Oops.
[whistles]
Why are those three imbeciles making the gun go boom-boom?
That's one.
Come on, Barney, get something right, just this once.
How about this one? No...
But this one here could... Nope, nope. That ain't it.
Time to make Baloo...
...black and blue.
Some other time, champ.
Do I have to do everything myself around here?
[guns cocking]
I knew I should have read my horoscope this morning.
Louie.
What are you doing here?
- Where are the others? - They fell down.
What?! Then who made the gun go boom-boom?
[Barney] Let's see now. A little higher up.
A little to the left. There. That ought to do it.
Now I'll load the gun.
Well doggone it, how can I hit something if it don't stand still?
Listen up, Karny, that first shot was a warning shot.
Release Louie and turn back
or the next one will blow the beak right off of this bird.
[shell whistling]
[explosion]
Ha! He is the worst shot I have ever heard in my life.
It was worth a try.
In mere moments,
Cape Suzette shall be a bargain hunter's paradise.
Free money. Free jewels.
Free seafood dinners.
My last shell.
[creaking] Oh, darn, it got stuck!
Oh, shucks.
Shot three.
Yeah. Barney blew it.
[laughs] Now I can truly say with confidence
today, Cape Suzette, tomorrow...
Well, blow my nose.
I did it.
[both] He did it?
Turn around the ship and run away with us!
[laughing]
[Louie] Ahem! I propose a toast.
To us, three of the bravest mountain climbers I know.
- Hear hear! - I'll drink to that!
Say, Barney, I've been meaning to ask you,
you worked on those guns for 50 years
but you never climbed a mountain.
How'd you get to work in the morning?
Why, I took the elevator.
[both groan]
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